"they should call him ASS-KICK instead!"

with this blog in its relative infancy, i'm yet to really use it as an emotional outpouring when i'm feeling like the whole world is against me. and luckily for you dear reader i wont be doing that today, because to be honest it's not really my style. i get why people do it; sometimes we really need to vent. but without having a clear indication of who actually reads this blog i feel like my moans and groans would fall upon deaf ears. big deaf ears that would laugh at me for being such a massive wuss. so instead of going on about all my problems that would make avram grant feel like he's skateboarding down easy street with a 99 flake, i'm going to talk about why i'm one of the luckiest people on this planet. plot twist you say? no, it's simple really.

after receiving a triple whammy of bad news i immediately contacted my girlfriend, who effortlessly calmed me down after i was quite frankly an emotional mess. in the space of about 10 minutes i was thinking rationally again and planning my next move for the morning (cause life IS like a game of fucking chess at times i swear to god). this isn't the first time she's sorted me out after i've gone a bit mental, and as i'm writing this now i cannot think of anything to type that would give justice to how grateful and lucky i feel. i love her so much. and i'm not writing this as a means to rub it in to anyone who doesn't share these emotions for someone else. i'm just saying how incredibly lucky i am to have someone such as her, and i'll never take it for granted. merci beaucoup ellise.

i feel i'm venturing into deeply personal matters here, so on that note i feel i should balance the scales a bit with this entry. last saturday i bought and watched kick ass. and fuck me did i enjoy it as much as i enjoyed it the first time! i could talk about it for ages it's such an amazing movie. right from the very concept to the gnarly ass fights to the well executed american humour to NICOLAS FUCKING CAGE this movie is truly excellent and i would recommend that anyone who has any sort of interest in superhero flicks and comic books should watch it straight away. to anyone else don't be such a moron and watch it straight away.



that's all for this evening. cheers for reading if you made it this far. i'll make sure the next post is a bit less about me and a bit more about awesome.